constrixi

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

(Source: superlouis)

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

(Source: shadzu)

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

saa-pandaleon:

Fonts used Peaches en Regalia & School Notes

o A o

sourmilf:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: shop-cute)

pinupatheart:

boobscupcakesnweed:

I shall reblog whenever I see this….

(Source: saissonmargeurite)

murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

okayamelia:

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

oh

ipoog:

incredible

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

project-helix:

slendystuck:

captain-america-steve:

                           OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!

                                                WRONG!

THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.

YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!

                                        DON’T CLICK IT.

CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED. 

CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.

CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

Signal boost for my followers. I hate this kind of virus :S Then again, I hate ALL viruses. 

Remember: Anything with an email attached IS A VIRUS.

Reblogging because I now have to use my mothers computer due to opening that damn thing on my own. My computer is now completely dead.

Shit. I now have to clean my computer. Why do people fucking do this

mozaikmage:

twerkaliciously-delicious:

animewalker:

bad apple!

wOAH WHAT THE HELL THAT’S AMAZING

is there a full video for this omg

ectobiolodaddy:

You seem so lonely (Are you lonely?)

I’ll be the only dream you seek

So if you’re lonely, no need to show me

If you’re lonely come be lonely with me

Peter Pan outline, cut out and put on top of lamp shade 

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