sweet-bitsy:

prostatertots:

i can’t believe a snail ate this entire dog

Incredible

sweet-bitsy:

prostatertots:

i can’t believe a snail ate this entire dog

Incredible

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

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why does it look like madoka is wearing a madoka mask

why does it look like madoka is wearing a madoka mask

utsuroichijo:

murasaki-me:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

^^^Agreed. She is trying. School boards aren’t.

Yeah that looks like some of exactly the same shit they served when I was in highschool but less of it.

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

liblyx:

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration



I want this to be my graduation cake, you have no idea.

liblyx:

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

I want this to be my graduation cake, you have no idea.

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER

forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER

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When researchers at the University of Toronto and the University of Washington observed young people’s behavior in bars, they found that the man’s aggressiveness didn’t match his level of intoxication. There was no relationship.

Instead, men targeted women who were intoxicated.

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