spade-of-clovers:

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

Now you can type up your paper last minute and your teachers will never know!

ten0uttaten:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.


Cola coca

ten0uttaten:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

Cola coca

jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

spoken-not-written:

spoken-not-written:

GIRLS HOW DO YOU DO THE THING WHERE YOUR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND ADORABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SMILE YOUR CHEEKS GET DEFINED OR SOME SHIT AND THEY GO PUFFY AND IT’S ACTUALLY THE CUTEST THING ON THE PLANET HOW DO GIRLS DO IT I LOVE GIRLS OKAY. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.

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boy be dumb like bag of potato

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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thedailylaughs:

What the fuck is this…

the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

"I want all my secrets back"
-six word story (via sosungalittleclodofclay)
roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better

salihombox:

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Meulin hearing is not good, 
Unless the ground shaking a lot, 
Or she would not find anything unusual, 

Disciple could be a reporter or photographer, 
Usually shoot a lot of pictures of animals, 
Also report suspected animal abuse thing. 

She saw meulin description of dugong head with mushrooms, 
they should ask some people who work in the aquarium.